I dislike the United States

So I finally got my sh!t together and jetted to the airport at about 7 or 8. Pretty late for an international flight huh? Seeing how we need to pass through Chicago to get to Sydney, I know US customs is going to be an ass needle. Apparently my parents forgot to withdraw our visas from the safety deposit box at the bank.. Way to go Dad, I REALLY admire your intelligence (jks jks). After checking in, the whole family was sent to a 'special' customs inspections room. It was almost a heist, as we were held in for more than 45 minutes. Like the fuck?? what gives you the right to quarantine us like that? Do I look like a terrorist to you?? Does it look like I still have that bomb on my sneaker I packed from my self-made nuclear reactor at home after passing through five frucken metal detectors? you stupid sh!ts! Were already late for our flight and we have you to blame. Can you atleast have the decency to consider other peoples schedules? NO! your an American thats why! As expected, I knew this type of thing would emerge. After revving up my Nintendo DS for a quick game, it came to me that I was time that I should call Jacy since the clock was ticking away. The moment I opened my cell and just when the phone started ringing. An aged officer threw a shout telling me that cell phones arent allowed and that I was blind not to see the sign.

'Officer, just give me a second, I'm just calling my terrorist wife to tell her to hijack a plane and crash it in this airport'

How dare you even yell at me, you dumb fool. Where do you think this is boy? IRAQ?? They say that we should respect the elderly. I bear no respect for this old hag whatsoever. (God forgive me..) Just him specifically though.

You see, theres a real problem here. Your president does a nice job of keeping external threats away from the nation. Yet you fail to do something about low income families, gun related crimes and the 'gangsta culture' thats plagueing the afro American and youth population. Just think about it? You spend millions trying to set up these metal detectors, while thousands die on the streets of the 'ghettos'. But you
cant!!! because your country glorifies guns! So why the hell are you even accusing us of trying to weaponize a small nailcutter.. Im pissed.. its not a wonder why everyone wants to bring America down.
Dont even get me started on the whole IRAQ thing.

.. For anyone that's reading this, don't forget to remind me to buy a 'FUCK GEORGE BUSH' t-shirt from Fairview for the next time I visit this damn country.